He’s single and all out of cares

    • Pxtl@lemmy.ca
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      7 days ago

      Exactly. Which means he’s free. Free to cause whatever mayhem he likes without worrying about losing an election.

      Personally I’d never want to see him screw up a happy family with young kids though.

      That’s why he should boink Melania, not Ivanka. Also she’s actually Trudeau’s age.

      Melania Trump looking smitten with Trudeau, while Trump stands off to the side

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        7 days ago

        Seems a better idea. There is a non-zero chance Ivanka has been abused by her dad or someone associated with Don’s old friend Epstein. Melania just has an “arrangement” with Don.

        Oh god, I’m taking this too seriously. I remember making the same jokes and posting these same pictures right after the US election with Don blathering about tariffs.