• xmunk@sh.itjust.works
    14·
    1 day ago

    Don’t worry, management decided on a compromise. A new wizard working 1800-0400 in another realm has offered to maintain our circles of protection for a hundredth of the cost in eyes of newt.

    Their circles are a bit more hexagonal than you’re used to but they are Cisco certified.

    • ink1ing@lemmy.world
      11·
      1 day ago

      “They’ve also said the protection hexagon may not encompass the research tower of Eldritch Horrors, but I mean how vital is that, right?” - Kind regards, Management

  • slazer2au@lemmy.worldEnglish
    20·
    1 day ago

    This is why you send manglemet bullshit reports of we have fended off X attacks this month with a breakdown of such.