• stoy@lemmy.zip
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    13 hours ago

    Dear Mr. Musk, you talk a big game for someone in a former European colony…


    Now, I suspect that is not what you mean, but to be frank, as a European, I just want one thing from you.

    You see, I have three bottles of cheap champagne, one it marked “Putin”, one is marked “Trump”, and one is marked “Musk”.

    It works like this, when the respective person is no longer with us, I will toast to the demise of them.

    That is all.

    It is said that you should never wish someone dead, I can agree with that, but I have heard nothing regarding celebrations of the death of a terrible person.

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      9 hours ago

      Oh no, I wish death on him. As an engineer over the years I’ve had WAY too many non engineer friends and family asking me about Elon and I’d just wish the engineer-LARPer would catch a stray and therefore stop fucking around with things.

      Space X will work just fine with Gwyne Shotwell not having to employ a whole c-suite and managers who’s only job is to make Musk feel like he contributed something.

      Maybe Tesla can build a functional car again when they don’t have to try and make his napkin scrawls a reality.

      And Twitter can finally be laid to rest and let Bluesky take over the corpo media gap left by it and fediverse can fill the rest.

      I pray for the day Musk, Zuck, and Bezos all get killed then we can throw their bodies into the ground, erect a temporary community toilet above the pit, then cover it over and plant some seeds to grow food or trees so they can finally be useful to society as ROTTING CORPSES!

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      12 hours ago

      Brother no problem, I will take the bullet for us all and go to hell or something.

      I hope he dies, I hope all of the people on your list die.

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        12 hours ago

        I hope he dies, I hope all of the people on your list die.

        Well, seeing as how that’s a statistical certainty, I suppose I shall join you in hell by saying “I hope all of the people on that list die SOON.”