I was reading about how creepy some patients would be with female nurses and ask for help holding up their penis to pee or other gross shit.

And the solution was to either arrange the pervert to get more intrusive tests since they obviously can’t hold their own dick, or send in the Murses.

What I’m saying is you call staff, be ready if a sweaty beast of a person who smells of stale corn chips is ready to help you get off.

No. This gives me serious People-of-Walmart vibes. Just no.