• _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 days ago

    Four inches apparently isn’t all that tiny. They did a study and found the global average is only 5.1 inches. I guess I have a very average penis. Nothing impressive, but it can talk to ghosts, so that’s something.

    • Kitathalla@lemy.lol
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      3 days ago

      Talking to ghosts is so last century. I’m currently in possession of a penis that raises mummies. If anyone out there wants to trade, hit me up.

      Also, if I remember correctly, a doctor of urology said of the 12 or so patients he had with micropenii (less than 1"), about 8 of them had kids. It’s not like it’s going to stop you from having sex, just toys and hands will now come into play.