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He want to be a big man

But he know he a small man

In private he dress up and do the can can

He all cartoony like gruncle Stan Stan.

He gotta rich friend he think the man man

His rich friend he love the klan klan

The two be goose steppinā€™

The two be goose steppinā€™

In the morninā€™ he pulling da fire alarma

He just trying to scare you and make up more trauma

He canā€™t live without all dat drama

He wonā€™t eat middle eastern cause he says he hates dat schwarma.

Bad things gonna come back on him because of dat karma

The two be goose steppinā€™

The two be goose steppinā€™

He talkinā€™ real loud, tryna sound all tough

But we all know he cainā€™t sell that rough stuff

Big shoes, big coat, but he still bluff bluff

He be flexinā€™ like he diamond, but he straight Hufflepuff

Million dollar this that, but it all fake fake

Runninā€™ round town like he pushinā€™ that weight weight

Luigi cominā€™ Luigi cominā€™

He scared of the dark, leave a night light on late

Tryna act all brave but his heart pumpinā€™ shake shake

Luigi cominā€™ Luigi cominā€™ ā€˜cause

The two be goose steppinā€™

The two be goose steppinā€™

He say he run the block, but he really just rent it

Tried to buy a Rolex, but the price he couldnā€™t dent it

All talk, no walk, thatā€™s how he designed it

Tryna boss up but his clout been rewinded

He scared of his shadow, jumpinā€™ left and right

Actinā€™ like a king but he cryinā€™ every night

Luigi cominā€™

Say he got power, but his grip too light

He canā€™t handle heat, better step outta sight

The two be goose steppinā€™

The two be goose steppinā€™

He got a lilā€™ squad, they be all yes men

Sayinā€™ ā€œyes sir,ā€ but they all just pretend

He be bragginā€™ ā€˜bout his riches, but he canā€™t even spend

Tryna swing big, but his punches donā€™t extend

Talk about respect but he ainā€™t earned none

Still runninā€™ from the truth like he stole some .

Lookinā€™ in the mirror, see a fraud, not a don

Tryna build an empire but the bricks all gone

The two be goose steppinā€™

The two be goose steppinā€™