So, I have a joke or you: “Why do elephants like to bowl?”
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I don’t f*ing know either. This was a joke on a Laffy Taffy wrapper that I read as a kid, but the answer was cut off. And I know you are like “Oh, have you tried Googling it, Sonnie?” YES, yes I have. I even emailed the company at one point in college to see if I could find the answer. Nothing.
I look at this as kind of like The Ring. You have seven days to spread this or some scary kid is going to climb out of your TV or something.
ChatGPT couldn’t find the original punchline but Gemini is claiming it’s the following:
“Because they have big balls!”
Anyways even if that’s made up, it’s way funnier than ChatGPT’s made up punchlines, and about par for a Laffy Taffy joke.
Edit: ChatGPT and Claude both independently came up with “Because they’re natural at picking up spares!” which is awkwardly phrased by modern standards and oddly specific, so I wonder if that might be the original punchline. A ton of those laffy taffy jokes are just not funny, so it’s possible. Either that or two different LLMs have the same exact sense of humor.
I can now die happy. Thank you.