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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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It's too good tuba true

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It's too good tuba true

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  • 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works
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    wow… i had to read that 3 times before i found the instrument…

    english is my first language…

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      Ditto

      First read was a normal read. Second read, I thought the joke was that there wasn’t an instrument. I had to come to the comments before I saw it lmao

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      deleted by creator

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    This joke makes me want to commit violins

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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      3 months ago

      Sounds like you got a trombone to pick

      • retrolasered@lemmy.zip
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        3 months ago

        Kick him in the pianist

    • Haaveilija@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Do you feel violated?

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    I feel like it would work better if it wasn’t the first or last word. Just fiddle around with different words, and viola!

  • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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    I noticed right away, thanks to my ASD super power I guess

    • x4740N@lemm.ee
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      I have autism and I didn’t notice that

      • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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        That’s why its a spectrum, we are not all the same

        • nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          AuADHD reporting in. I got caught re-reading the first part for a while trying to figure out what neat thing about free-reed instruments was going on, before eventually reading to the end and realizing that its presence was the joke.

          • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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            More or less my experience!

      • someacnt@sh.itjust.works
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        3 months ago

        Same, where are our powers

      • NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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        I haven’t noticed my own autism too.

  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s a decent joke.

    Can anyone trump it?

    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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      If only the people who voted were decent

  • NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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    I noticed it immediately, but then I took it for an honest typo until I had read it all.

    Gone was the fun.

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      I didnt notice the second one. I feel silly

  • SolidShake@lemmy.world
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    You ever have phone sax?

    • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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      Ever had sax on phone?

  • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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    Reading this on my shamisen from Tokyo to Kyoto

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    As one cursed with an illiterate fuckwit for a brain-hole, any word can be either a random musical instrument or summon a demon, like fun little Schrodinger surprises. Just kinda gotta roll with it after a while

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    When seeing this post and all the comments that continue the joke, the first thing i read is the musical instrument. I look at the text, see the replaced word and then go to the first word to actually read it

    When reading the post, i also spent a bit rereading the first part, triangle to understand what it means until realizing its just a typo

  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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    I don’t think it can be that piano to trick people.

  • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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    Fuck, I’m 9 out of 10 people.

  • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This only works because accordion is close according, not because they sound alike which is what everyone is attempting in these comments.

    This is similar to the phenomena that allows jumbled words to be read, it’s about context clues not puns.

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    • NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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      You very smartphone.

  • GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world
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    Not to talk of when you replace first names with random aquatic creatures

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    I don’t guitar you can clavichord any random word with an instrument.

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