Fuck ICE
So fragile.
How should I go about telling ICE that they can fuck all the way off up their own asses? Who should I notify that I’m calling them a division of the MAGAstappo? Do I need forms in triplicate stating that it is my firm opinion that not a single person who works for or cooperates with ICE is or can possibly be a good person? Do I specifically need to use social media to say that nobody who works for ICE is deserving of love?
https://www.ice.gov/webform/ice-tip-form
Report them to themselves for human trafficking? Better yet, report a local racist.
Caveat: providing false information to law enforcement is a crime, unlike law enforcement lying to other citizens. In all seriousness, just avoiding them and not aiding them goes a long way, too.
“Have you seen any undocumented people?”
“I don’t know.”
“Have you seen any people?”
“I don’t know.”
“Can you see me right now?”
“I dont know.”
Bonus points if you use “No lo se.”
ICE can get Electro-Gonorrhea: the noisy killer
Yes I am. And you should too.
ICE is a racist and corrupt organization that oversees nightmarish modern-day concentration camps. For the most part, people who sign up to work for ICE are doing so because they specifically want to be in the position of punishing vulnerable foreigners who haven’t done anything wrong.
Well, they did do something wrong. They were born foreign. /s
Yes, yes I am. Fuck you ICE, go sit in a donut shop and eat where you belong.
Respectfully, I must disagree. Bad cops should NOT get donuts.
So you believe no cops deserve doughnuts?
Fuck ICE. I’ve started referring to them as the American Schutzstaffel. That has more appropriate acronym for them too.
Fuck ice, i like room temp drinks
I drink my horchata warm, because Fuk Eyes.
yes I am. I’ve gone so far as to not order any ice in drinks and I fully nut in any ice machine I see
fully? you don’t go half-cocked i see
so just out of the blue a thought occurred to me. There should be a clandestine operation in line with conspiracy theories, but done for chaotic good.
You know, like someone sets up fake news orgs. like they have putting out heaps of garbage disinfo, but have it run counter to the far right.
Some example headlines:
ICE agents caught up in a massive homosexual rape ‘hazing’ ring. Really plays up the homophobic vibe these dickheads ride on.
Local sheriff department hiding illegal immigrants because they’re in charge of the annual BBQ (and somewheres in the article the locals who go to the bbq have eaten the cats…they’ve eaten the dogs!
Name and shame the proud boys and other Nazi orgs with their Only Fans accounts.
the ol’ just asking questions: Is Vance a secret Jew?
shit like that.
Abandoning facts seems like a bad idea.
looks at need media oh…well…as long as we’re all being 100% truthful I guess it’s a bad idea
The only thing which distinguishes us from fascists is principles. “Facts” are not something I am willing to abandon, on principle, at least not on the strategic level.
As a discrete tactic, sure, lie to ICE, lie to cops - but when we’re talking about lying to everyone, that’s over the line for me.
Propaganda goes both ways. What I think could be done is to capitalize on their phobias and prejudices.
So I guess, also, was that I wasn’t talking with you, so I’m going to pick up my ball and go home pouting.
You keep your moral high ground, I’m going to find me a Bear Jew to go play baseball.
Fuck ICE
Truth hurts
