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minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up58·il y a 2 moisCop pulls you over on a bicycle: “Drivers License and registration please” “I don’t need those, I’m not driving this bicycle, I’m travelling on it officer. Private conveyance. I don’t contract with DMV.” “Right you are sir, have a nice day!” Why haven’t the sovcits cottoned on to this loophole?!
minus-squareunderwire212@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-2il y a 2 moisHave you physically seen the average sovcit?? No way they’re traveling on bicycles anytime soon haha
minus-squareYash2120@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·il y a 2 moisI’m still confused how they didn’t argue
minus-squareshastaxc@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·il y a 2 moisWhy didn’t the cop shoot them? Did this conversation happen in Europe?
minus-squareglitchdx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·il y a 2 moisI’m more confused as to why my upvote took 4 seconds to do the thing instead of the usual instantaneous. Is it because the US has become a fascist dictatorship without the populace noticing?
minus-squaredarcranium123@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·il y a 2 moisBc they are fat asses
minus-squareNigelFrobisher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·il y a 2 moisYou can also run a speed camera on one and they can’t touch you. Sovcits hate this one weird trick.
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·il y a 2 moisThey can pull you over for speeding (if you actually manage too). Or at least where I live they can.
Cop pulls you over on a bicycle:
“Drivers License and registration please”
“I don’t need those, I’m not driving this bicycle, I’m travelling on it officer. Private conveyance. I don’t contract with DMV.”
“Right you are sir, have a nice day!”
Why haven’t the sovcits cottoned on to this loophole?!
Have you physically seen the average sovcit?? No way they’re traveling on bicycles anytime soon haha
I’m still confused how they didn’t argue
Why didn’t the cop shoot them? Did this conversation happen in Europe?
I’m more confused as to why my upvote took 4 seconds to do the thing instead of the usual instantaneous. Is it because the US has become a fascist dictatorship without the populace noticing?
Bc they are fat asses
You can also run a speed camera on one and they can’t touch you. Sovcits hate this one weird trick.
They can pull you over for speeding (if you actually manage too). Or at least where I live they can.