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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Witchy Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Party Poopers

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Party Poopers

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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Witchy Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    Good thing I don’t practice Santeria because I ain’t got no crystal ball

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      I bet you’d spend a million dollars though

      • Thassodar@lemm.ee
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        Jokes on you! I spent it all!

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    Is necromancy still ok?

    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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      Only if you clean it all up afterwards.

  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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    But I don’t practice Santeria.

    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      … sigh

      Do you have a crystal ball?

      • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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        Nope. I did have a million dollars l, but I spent it on fur coats and Kraft dinners for my friends. But not real fur coats, that’s cruel.

        • Syd@lemm.ee
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          I blew it all on Dijon ketchup…

          • DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
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            And pre-wrapped bacon

  • skizzles@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    If people are allowed to put up signs prohibiting religion in graveyards some atheists have the opportunity to do something really funny

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    What about mumbo and/or jumbo? Is hocus pocus ok? Or just straight up black magic? The dark arts? Occult practices?

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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    WE STILL COMIN

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    kulam practitionerss: 😈 ✨

  • kubica@fedia.io
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    Do we have witch police now?

    • Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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      There has always been witch police. They ride pulpits instead of brooms.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    And no dog DOODOO

  • SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml
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    You laughing, but that is great neighbouring management. Someone must have said “we’re not voodooing, we’re hoodooing” and the city added a no hoodooing part

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    Hear me out, the food in this town will blow your mind.

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    I thought hoodoo was a rock formation.

  • einlander@lemmy.world
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    But I got friends on the other side!

  • RandomVideos
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    Do the rules even count if they arent highlighted in red? You can tell the cop that you are colorblind and cant distinguish between black and white

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