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We can reject the null hypothesis that you are not a nerd at significance $\alpha < 0.001$.
oh wait, shit let me run that again, my data frame is full of NA somehow, again.
what about BASIC
Rust: you are a nerd wearing programming socks.
What is the bottom right language?
Perl. It was the cool thing from 1998 to 2008.
Lisp gang rise up! uses inhaler
Javascript should say “you are a masochist and a nerd”
That should be a dog fucking a football.
Who thought of that and how have they managed to sustain their core bodily functions this long?
Probably this guy
TIL fortran has a logo
Cobol: you are old, and a nerd, and probably making some sweet cheddar right now propping up a mid to late 20th century beast somewhere.
Assembly: you are a cyborg.
Assembly: you are a cyborg.
Or programming a tiny microcontroller to blink a led as efficient as possible.
Something wrong with:
#include <Arduino.h> void loop() { digitalWrite(13, HIGH); delay(1000); digitalWrite(13, LOW); delay(1000); }? 😂🤮
🤓
I know who made this included React and HTML specifically to trigger us programmers, to that I say… well played >:(
Where would COBOL fall?
“You’re in a Nursing Home”
“and nerd”
…but some nerds are more equal than others.
This chart knows me.
10/10 would nerd out in PHP again.
