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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Who owns the boats?

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Who owns the boats?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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    My dad used to own a sailboat, which was a high point for someone squarely middle class. We’re talking a 44 ft sailboat.

    These things are holes in the water who the fuck wants a boat

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      Meh, a boat is a hole in the water to dump money into, a car is a hole in the road, and a house is a hole in the ground. At least the boat combines the advantages of the other two.

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      As the saying goes:

      The two best days of a boat owner’s life are the day they buy the boat, and the day they sell the boat

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      How do you make a small fortune?

      Start with a large fortune and buy a boat.

      • EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I used to work at a fish market, and one of the fishermen we dealt with once won a large sum of money from a big fishing tournament. When they asked him what he was gonna do with the money, his response was, “Keep fishing until it’s all gone.”

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        Bust

        Out

        Another

        Thousand

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      Bring Out Another Thousand

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      the upkeep alone - painting scraping replacing the anode every fuckin year… it’s a fuckton of work for a ‘fun hobby’

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        The costs involved with boats is why I have a kayak instead.

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          I have two boat friends. One has a 20’ sailboat, it’s just under yacht size. The other has a dingy he built in his garage. The dingy gets far more use.

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            I do wish I had storage nearer the sea for it though. It’s about 20-30 min walk from where we live now and need to get it moved to our new house at some point. Don’t really have a suitable spot for it to go yet. Or it would be a pain to get in/out.

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              time to make a friend on the beach you can stash it with :D

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                I have wondered if there are any garages nearby. Not usually the cheapest of options though, and massively oversized for what you need to store a single kayak. Low 5 figures and may not even be in a good location.

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      I used to dream of living on a sailboat. Then a friend of mine who owned one took me out for a ride and I was so seasick I had to jump into the water and be towed back to the dock. So much for that shit.

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      And even afloat she’s a hole in the water where his money goes
      Every dollar goes and it’s driving him crazy

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