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alt@sh.itjust.works to > Greentext@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Anon donates plasma

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Anon donates plasma

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alt@sh.itjust.works to > Greentext@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • Darkard@lemmy.world
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    Donate blood.

    Blood is transfusioned into a guy

    Guy gets a boner

    Your blood in his rod

    You gave a guy a boner

    • kuneho@lemmy.world
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      any bro would do it

    • nodsocket@lemmy.world
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      Fellas? 🤔

    • Steeve@lemmy.ca
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      And I’d do it again for any of the lads

    • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world
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      Unlike you, he can make someone have the hots for him.

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    Lmao. At least he’s doing a good thing for all the ppl who need plasma regardless of his motivation.

    • Dasnap@lemmy.world
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      We can find a way to use the powers of simping for good and not evil.

      • t�m@lemmy.ml
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        Not from a Jedi

  • Dim0N@lemmy.world
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    Our cells are literally shared

    Jokes on him, plasma donations don’t have any cells from him.

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    afaik plasma donations don’t include cells

  • EthicalDogMeat@lemmy.world
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    In short: “see you later virigns”

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    … Who?

    • Winged_Hussar@lemmy.world
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      Not sure which person you are “who” -ing, but:

      Ironmouse

      Conner

      Iron mouse has an immune disorder (CVID) that has her bedridden. Her and Conner together have raised quite a bit of money for the IDF (Immune deficiency fund).

      • maor@lemmy.org.il
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        Terrible choice of name

        • PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works
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          Yeah. Who names their kid Conner. Poor dude.

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        Sorry; I was ‘who’-ing Ironmouse. I’d never heard of her before. I recognize Conner; I’ve seen some of his stuff although it’s been a while.

        During the pandemic my wife and I watched him play Among Us… a lot.

  • SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml
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    I’m not sure why, but I’ve scrolled past this post at least half a dozen times and my brain still insists on interpreting the title as Latin at first glance. Like, I read the middle word as “doe-nah-tes.”

    • radix@lemm.ee
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      And thanks to you, so do I now…

    • lol3droflxp@kbin.social
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      I mean, it is basically all Latin words

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