• Maple Engineer@lemmy.world
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    3 天前

    Do you know why I’ll never be shot by my dog while lying in bed? I’ll never be shot by my dog while lying in bed because I’m not a terrified fucking man child who’s afraid of everything and feels the need to have a loaded gun in my house. My guns are unloaded and locked up.