While Elon indulges in political theater and self-aggrandizing quips, Tesla is experiencing an unprecedented slump in both sales and stock value.
Still worth billions but whining. Go sit in a corner, Nazi.
Still too big, but I appreciate the visual.
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I hope he gets so sad he just ends it for us
I hope elon musk dies alone and unloved in tremendous pain. When he dies I will be throwing a party. Him and Trump.
And afraid. They should be full of fear, pain, and loneliness when they go into the dark.
While wearing uncomfortable underwear!
And wet socks!
And itchy buttholes!
Cry more.
He wasn’t close to tears, he just needed time to think of something to say that won’t tank his wealth.
Has he tried saying nothing? That would probably work.
Little lte for that now, yeah? It definitely would’ve worked if he started 10-15 years ago.
America doesn’t exist.
Coming down from your nazi ketamine meth binge must be a hell of thing…
Dressed in sunglasses, a gold chain, and a t-shirt proclaiming, “I’m not procrastinating, I’m doing side quests,” he paraded on stage.
What’s the side quest for Elon; being on stage for the republicans or trying to get to Mars?
Each of his children is a side quest to him.
The ketamine ran out and reality rushed in
Behaving like a shithead has consequences. Hanging out with corrupt shitheads has consequences.
Welcome to the real world Elon. Now cry me a river and get the fuck over it.
This is all an act.
Crocodile tears 🙄