• cm0002@lemmy.cafe
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    14 hours ago

    Every once in a while I think about lighting up at my job so I could be like John from Jurassic Park now that I’m in IT

    Unfortunately a) id probably get fired and b) I HATE the smell of cigarettes LMAO

    • freamon@preferred.social
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      13 hours ago

      I once did some office work for a tobacco company, where you were allowed to smoke at your desk. I don’t smoke, but I had a few ciggies when I was there, because you realise that you’ve never really pointed at anything, until you’ve pointed at it with a cig in your hand. It’s just a better way to point at stuff (I don’t make the rules).

      • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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        6 hours ago

        Disney cast members are taught to “Disney point” where you point with either two fingers or your whole hand, and during Traditions (job training/brainwashing course) you’re shown pictures of Walt Disney doing that point.

        At some point you realize that he’s doing that point because they just edited a cigarette out from between his fingers.