neidu3@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWho's fastest, Sonic or The Flash?message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareWho's fastest, Sonic or The Flash?neidu3@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFenderStratocaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·2 days agoNeither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can’t walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.
minus-squareFenderStratocaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoNo, he had Yeezy’s. This wasn’t 1964.
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoThat was Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez
Neither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can’t walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.
P.F. Flyers?
No, he had Yeezy’s. This wasn’t 1964.
That was Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez