• Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world
    4·
    2 个月前

    The hardest part about modern dating is that all the people that are attracted to you aren’t movie stars. So you have to keep waiting until you might get a chance with a movie star…

    Replace “movie” with whatever kind of star your delusions are fueled by.

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
      6·
      2 个月前

      the problem with modern dating is that all the cute twinks who want me to bench press them live a quarter of the way across the globe

      • Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world
        4·
        2 个月前

        Hehe yeah, that too. We are globally connected now. Relationships most often start by just hanging out with people. We hang out with everyone from everywhere now.

        • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
          1·
          2 个月前

          we hang out with everyone across the globe, but only online
          IRL we just sit at the computer because we can’t find physical places we want to spend time…

  • BCsven@lemmy.ca
    3·
    2 个月前

    Meh, I’m average. My wife is hot. She liked my sense of humour and how I treated kids, over men she could have dated

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
      18·
      2 个月前

      it’s posted on bonehurtingjuice, it’s clearly intended as a riff specifically on the original unironic incel version of the image.