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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said.

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An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said.

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    I don’t get it

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      Try saying “type o” a few times

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        Good lord

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        mille millions de mille sabords de tonnerre de brest!

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        .

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      I’m probably a “typo”. It should be rabbi not rabbit.

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      A “typo” in the joke

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      Rabbit should probably be rabbi.

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        so that it would no longer be a joke?

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          Are you guys trolling me?

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