>be with family last weekend
>little 5 year old cousing playing with MLP toys in the living room
>announces we are all invited to the wedding
>aunt asks who's getting married
>fluttershy and applejack
>aunt says "They can't get married"
>cousin is distraught "why not!?"
>aunt says "because girls can't marry other girls"
>cousin is angry "who says?"
>aunt "god says"
>cousin "then I'm going to worship satan"
fucking awesome, lemme tell you
Sorry, that’s my weekly allotment of pixels
Fluttershy and Applejack can’t get married because Rainbow Dash loves Applejack.
20000 words fanfic with NSFW content or it didn’t happen
Ao3 Applejack x Rainbow Dash
only 435?
I’m disappointed with you, internet
here you go: Fimfiction Applejack x Raindow Dash
Fluttershy and Applejack can’t get married because Fluttershy is a pegasus and Applejack is an Earth pony :P
Plus Applejack and Rainbow Dash being married is loosely confirmed in the series finale where they come in together and look at each other.
rainbow dash would cheat on applejack the moment she gets a chance with daring doo get the buck out of here
She’ll be too busy fan-girling to actually make a move.
That’s cheating in my book 😠
Applejack is completely wrong for Fluttershy. Fluttershy deserves so much better. An earth pony? No. She deserves a goddess!
Is the Lord of Chaos enough?