I always feel like the hands-free bidet is sneaking up on me, I prefer the control and manual aim/pressure of the gun.

  • bitofarambler@crazypeople.onlineOPM
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    10 days ago

    you’re welcome to it.

    I’ve been calling them toilet guns for years, and then someone on the internet said bum gun, and it’s too good not to use.

    “…can’t believe what I’ve missed out on my entire life.”

    exactly how I felt when I first used a bidet.

    like “why did everyone teach me to use my hand and paper for this rather than a hygienic, elegant solution?”