I always feel like the hands-free bidet is sneaking up on me, I prefer the control and manual aim/pressure of the gun.

    • bitofarambler@crazypeople.onlineOPM
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      3 days ago

      i might have a little revelation for you: the backwoods bidet.

      use a lighter to heat up a fork tine, press the first 2 mm of the tine under the lip of the flange under the cap to make a small 2x1mm hole, fill the bottle with water, flip upside down and squeeze.

      instant bidet.

      i am not joking, it has completely changed how I travel since now I can travel to any country and not be irritated by the lack of a bidet.

      plastic bottle, small hole near the top, fill with water, pressure water bidet by squeezing the bottle.

      revolutionary.