I’m not trying to touch a poorly laminated menu with the last guys spilled salsa on it that’s been wiped “clean” by the hostess with a rag in some bucket of water that’s been sitting there for god knows how long. Minutes before I touch my food.
Why the fuck would I touch the table with my fingertips? Am I some kind of sicko in this scenario? Do you think people sit down and just scrape their fingertips across the table like some cult ritual before they eat.
I’m not trying to touch a poorly laminated menu with the last guys spilled salsa on it that’s been wiped “clean” by the hostess with a rag in some bucket of water that’s been sitting there for god knows how long. Minutes before I touch my food.
Nah you’ll just touch the table with the last guys spilled salsa on it that’s been wiped “clean” in the same way
Why the fuck would I touch the table with my fingertips? Am I some kind of sicko in this scenario? Do you think people sit down and just scrape their fingertips across the table like some cult ritual before they eat.