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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 个月前

I wish we shed our skins like snakes instead of small flakes all the time

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I wish we shed our skins like snakes instead of small flakes all the time

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 个月前

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Granted. When you try to flush it down the toilet, it fucks up your whole house plumbing.

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