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minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down5·1 month agoNo, I don’t think I will.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·1 month agoWhat, you’re scared that you won’t be a manly man if you don’t piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?
minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 month agoNope. It’s simply because I don’t want to. Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·1 month agoHave fun being disgusting then 🤷
minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 month agoAre you trying to tell me I can’t come over and piss all over your floor?
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoAt least wipe it out with their towel afterwards.
No, I don’t think I will.
What, you’re scared that you won’t be a manly man if you don’t piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?
Nope. It’s simply because I don’t want to.
Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?
Have fun being disgusting then 🤷
Are you trying to tell me I can’t come over and piss all over your floor?
At least wipe it out with their towel afterwards.