God Too Obsessed With Ants Right Now To Focus On Next Pope
theonion.com
THE HEAVENS—Admitting that He had barely even noticed the leader of the Catholic Church had died, God, our Lord and Heavenly Father, announced Tuesday that He was too obsessed with ants right now to focus on the next pope. “While I want to commit to finding a successor to Pope Francis, I’m currently in kind […]
  • eksbEnglish
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    7 days ago
    1. Creates people and invites them to a garden party.
    2. Clearly explains the rules. The one rule. Just one. Nice and easy.
    3. People do not follow the one rule and then try to make eye contact while lying about why they broke the rule.
    4. Leaves the party and plays with ants.