The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Just Post@lemmy.world · 26 days agoWhich Animals Could You Beat in a Fight?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square197linkfedilinkarrow-up1236arrow-down14
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minus-squarepjwestin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·26 days agoI had a goose come at me once. I held my jacket open like it was a giant set of wings and he ran like hell. I was not impressed.
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·26 days agoHuh, a jacket you say. Well looks like it’s round fucking 15 time goose!
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·26 days agoYeah, goose stole it and started hitting me with it.
I had a goose come at me once. I held my jacket open like it was a giant set of wings and he ran like hell. I was not impressed.
Huh, a jacket you say. Well looks like it’s round fucking 15 time goose!
Jacket? Have you tried a hammer?
Yeah, goose stole it and started hitting me with it.
“Oh shit!” -goose