Time for another round of “replace all the sovcit nonsense with fanfic terms!”

Has anyone had a judge refuse to hear them read Spirk slashfic? He let me begin to speak and I pointeed out that this particular case was just like when SuperWhoLock tried to post Twilight memes. I also said that I was “the owner of the oc _______ (do not steal)” …

(This was a drabble that is basically a mary sue and I have fulfilled all obligations to the beta reader)