I know I said it and all that. I just don’t know if I have to do it
Oh shit, our Senators are TWEETING!!!
Fuck you Raskin, do your fucking job.
Ah, but you see it specifically says to ‘preserve, protect, and defend’ which could be interpreted as perpetuate the existence of the constitution, not necessarily execute the laws enumerated by the constitution. To that point, the oath doesn’t distinguish between the constitution: paper document and the constitution: the law. So really, legally, he’s upholding his oath. Maliciously.
probably thinks that peaceful, respectful Declaration of Independence is the constitution
No, like, he literally doesn’t know what that means.
If you can’t name all fifty states, you shouldn’t be president…
But why go with that when IF YOU ARE A FUCKING FELON YOU SHOULD NOT BE PRESIDENT.
You won’t believe this 1 crazy trick to do whatever you want while the US president.
“To the best of my ability”
so technically not a lie.
(to clairify, because people on the internet tend to be bad at subtlety: I’m calling trump an incompetent moron with the above text. Actively and intentionally destroying the US IS defending it to the best of his ability, because he’s an incompetent moron. Remember, this is a guy who bankrupted a casino more than once.)
You think he cares about oaths?
Just like with laws, oaths mean absolutely nothing if they’re not enforced.
He took the oath, as did every member of Congress, and every member of our military.
I suspect we’re going to find out how much the oath is worth.
Members of the USPS, being in the Executive Branch, take the exact same oath. (source: relative in USPS)
“to the best of my ability.”
Well, I’d almost argue he’s following to the letter.
Don’t give him the village idiot pass. Stupidity implies some of the damage he’s done is without intent; he’s just accidentally raping the constitution.
Whether or not he is an idiot (and I mean… he is) we should treat him as though every single thing he’s done is calculated and intentional. He is an enemy to the United States.
…and on the topic of oaths, every single person in the military swore an oath to defend the constitution from domestic enemies like Trump, so if anyone in the armed forces is reading this, could y’all get off your ass and do your job, please?
Founders when they realize they left out the part where the president understands what the constitution is.
“It’s ok, only land owners can vote and if you have money that means you’re A Smart Person™©® and will not vote for some absolute joke of a person who’s so obviously corrupt it hurts to even think about. Yup that about nails it. Slap on some signatures and call this baby a government, done and done!”
Especially since he’s an absolute dipshit, the best of his ability is extremely poor.
Fanta Führer doesn’t give a fuck about our Constitution…
Love this nickname :)
Thanks! I actually saw it on here a few days ago and decided that it was definitely a keeper.
My favorites are:
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Tyrannical Tangerine
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Mango Mussolini
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Pumpkin Pol Pot
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Crimes Oompa Loompa
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Skidmark Stalin
This is awesome!
I’m totally stealing some of these if you don’t mind
Please distribute them
liberallyleft-ally
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To be fair, there’s only one way to hold him accountable and the people that can won’t.
Oh there’s more than one way. But only one real legal method sure.
Prove it.
We need another Luigi, is that what I’m hearing?
Or someone from Butler with better aim
One Luigi won’t cut at this point. That would make things worse.
Not if the pope’s ghost has anything to say about it!
Infinite Luigis upon DC
Less than ideal, but as luck would have it the French have already crafted a marvelous invention to solve these kinds of problems.
This is where you go to learn about the constitution, Mr. President. Just place your head in the learning hole.
If I ever open a school I will definitely be calling it the learning hole.
To Americans in the audience, what do all the clowns that voted for this say right now?
They still gargling his mushroom?
yes. Yes they are.
I’m guessing that Fox News isn’t covering this so they probably don’t even know he said it.
I have 1 MAGA “friend” and it’s only because we have to work together. He truly believes everything Trump has done is wonderful, even as he has to pick up a 2nd job to afford daily expenses.
How do they respond to the notion that maybe they wouldn’t need the 2nd job if the economy was where it was when Biden left his office?
I’ve worked with a lot of Americans over the years- and I can confidently say that the one common thing uniting every one of them is that they’re pants-pissingly terrified to admit they may have been wrong about something.
Brown people are getting deported. That’s all that matters.
they don’t know this is happening
Gotta crack a few
eggsunalienable rights to make an omelette.
