Funny, though, cabbage (in coleslaw) is also slang for money. Fries are just fries, I think, but chicks or birds are slang for women. So really, this incel nerd should be substituting the whole box for a loaf of bread and extra sauce.
I spent longer than I care to admit trying to figure this out… and I’m still not confident I got it right.
Are they saying they don’t date so they can work more (bread), the same way they get bread instead of coleslaw (arguably worth a lot more)?
Disregard women, acquire currency
This man replaces coleslaw for bread on his order bc he likes bread.
Similarly he does not find relationships important enough if the alternate is to make more money.
Say a job opportunity that requires him to move and leave a woman hes seeing.
It’s modern poetry! Can’t wait for kids in the future to study this in class…
What is this person even trying to say? Not looking at comments for this to not cheat. I legit can’t figure it out.
Cane’s, a shitty and overpriced chicken tender fast food place that has the sheer nerve to not be Bojangles, lets you substitute the coleslaw in a combo for more bread.
He says he is substituting hoes for more bread, like substituting coleslaw for bread, aka money before hoes.
So, as an incel that can’t get laid, his post reads “I eat too much fried chicken and as a result can’t get laid but I do have a job”
Where would you typically find a Bojangles? I’m on the west coast, so it’s: Canes, Chik Fil A, Popeyes, Churches.
Great explanation. Even with it it took me a little while.
bread is bootycheeks (Like a bakery) Coleslaw is like cuz he slay(slaw) pussy (women)
