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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 天前

7 for me

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7 for me

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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 天前
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  • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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    None of the above. I’m a long sleeve shirt and full pajama bottoms person.

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    18 or 20, depending on how I’m feeling that day.

  • Goldholz @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1. Been 20 for years. Wont change
  • decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.

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    Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I’ve seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.

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    I can’t find my hat and night shirt…

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      Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.

      • Zenith@lemm.ee
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        4 天前

        I got chu

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        This thread is so close to devolving into “A Christmas Carol.”

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      You’re number 5, assuming you’re wearing it the right way.

      • Shifty Eyes@leminal.space
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        21 😏

        spoiler NSFW


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          That was worth the spoiler click

        • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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          Thock!

    • Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works
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      https://youtu.be/VFOqlan_fQI

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    1 or 2

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    I fixed the image for you

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      Fixed it more better

      Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works

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        • Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee
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          This needs to be run through 4chan, twatter, facebook and reddit, then put back here.

      • HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works
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        Bonus point for cropped caption!

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      Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.

  • eletes@sh.itjust.works
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    My wife is bottomless with a shirt these days. Calls it Pooh bear

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    18

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    who tf Donald ducks it?

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    18

  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    Who sleeps in a shirt with no pants? Seems like an odd combination.

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    I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough

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      neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)

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        You’re just afraid she’ll like it too much. My partners pecs look great in a bra.

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      100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess

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        if it works it’s not stupid

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        Has he tried a pregnancy pillow

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      If it’s a cotton sports bra, or really just any non clip bra that isn’t skin tight and a soft material, then I could do it, and actually have forgotten one time and fell asleep while wearing it. But I hate clip bras and will never wear them unless literally forced to do so.

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        It’d have to be a completely wirefree bra for me, though I guess most sports bras are.

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      My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can’t sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.

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        Congratulations on your wife’s big naturals

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      I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.

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    I don’t sleep.

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