If you’re ever feeling like an idiot, just remember Kim Kardashian ftfy
It’s genius, now she can’t give away her emotions through her eyes
I’m pretty sure the 2 gallons of botox in her face have already taken care of that.
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As long as she doesn’t look at her cards, everything should be fine.
That’s my strategy when playing poker too. Just all-in pre-deal every time. It works for me and I never lose any money, because I don’t play poker
How good is y’all’s eyesight because I wouldn’t be able to read the cards off that reflection.
Even so, look at the colors. Got a black king, the other black king is on the table, she has black cards? Can’t have kings.
I could maybe see if it’s a face card if they picked it up that far, which they shouldn’t.
I am confident I could read them just fine if I was at the table with her where it would actually be useful. This image is clear enough to at least see the suits, and it’s a compressed POS.
Not to be the ruiner of dissing a Kardashian, but there’s zero chance that any of the players would be able to see the cards in the reflection of the glasses, even if her glasses were perfect mirrors. With how you look at your cards in a game of Texas hold em, the angles would never be remotely close to right.
But the low-cut dress evens it out.
You don’t good your cards out in front of you in Texas holdem. You peek at the corner for half a second. No one is going to be able to see any reflection from that angle from across the table.
Is Patton Oswald next to her?
Looks a lot like him but I don’t think so. The eyebrows are too full and too dark.
You can tell because he has about a half-pound of deli ham in a bag beneath the table.
This can’t be real.
Not much about her is.
