NotNotMike to cats@lemmy.world · 8 days agoHamster-sitting this week, and my orange is obsessedimagemessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1274arrow-down117
arrow-up1257arrow-down1imageHamster-sitting this week, and my orange is obsessedNotNotMike to cats@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square22linkfedilink
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-28 days ago>Be me >Placed by aliens in a tiny cell with no hiding spot >Suddenly there’s a wolf spider with a 20-meter legspan outside staring me in the face >My mind goes blank as I realize I would be torn limb from limb but for the flimsy bars of my cell walls >“Quit assuming the human is afraid. The spider is probably friendly. You’re just projecting, bro.”
minus-squaretoy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down11·8 days agodo you have reptile pets?
minus-squareMyNameIsRichard@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·8 days ago7 foot alien reptiles in a 3 inch hamster suits. They’re the ones really running the world. Oh no wait… that’s the royal family.
minus-squareZagorath@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days ago Hamsters are reptiles now? Well…
minus-squaretoy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down5·8 days agoyeah, why not. i’m just posting here for the extra downvotees
>Be me
>Placed by aliens in a tiny cell with no hiding spot
>Suddenly there’s a wolf spider with a 20-meter legspan outside staring me in the face
>My mind goes blank as I realize I would be torn limb from limb but for the flimsy bars of my cell walls
>“Quit assuming the human is afraid. The spider is probably friendly. You’re just projecting, bro.”
do you have reptile pets?
Hamsters are reptiles now?
7 foot alien reptiles in a 3 inch hamster suits. They’re the ones really running the world. Oh no wait… that’s the royal family.
Well…
yeah, why not. i’m just posting here for the extra downvotees