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minus-squareSoulKaribou@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 days agoIf only Jesus drowned, then it would have been perfectly fine by all american standards.
minus-squareOmega@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoIdea: Jesus walks on water If jesus dives into water His neck would crack and he would die Jesus died from cracking neck on water for our sins
minus-squareSoulKaribou@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoHere, hang this broken twig glued to a fishbowl above your bed as remembrance.
If only Jesus drowned, then it would have been perfectly fine by all american standards.
Idea:
Jesus walks on water If jesus dives into water His neck would crack and he would die
Jesus died from cracking neck on water for our sins
Here, hang this broken twig glued to a fishbowl above your bed as remembrance.