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sag@lemm.ee to InternetIsBeautiful@feddit.de · 2 years ago

No Hello

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No Hello

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sag@lemm.ee to InternetIsBeautiful@feddit.de · 2 years ago
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please don't say just hello in chat
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  • DavidGarcia@feddit.nl
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    This made me realize, talking to people is like forcefully inserting you thoughts into their brain without their consent. People should just stop talking in general IMO.

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      Hello

      • wldmr@feddit.de
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        Username absolutely does not check out.

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    • mayo@lemmy.today
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      Maybe, but our heads don’t need all that space to themselves. Room for 1.25

  • magic_lobster_party@kbin.social
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    I also dislike the “hey how are you?”. I understand they want to be friendly, but it only adds another step in the conversational exchange.

    “Hey how are you?”

    “I’m fine. You?”

    “All good”

    “Cool”

    “[the actual request]”

    • elvith@feddit.de
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      I think it’s fine, if done with the nohello approach:

      Hey , how are you/had a nice weekend? I could use some help with ticket #12345 as I need to do … and don’t know how to do …

      But otherwise - yeah, you’re now right at the end of my to do list.

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        That’s the way it should be done

    • childOfMagenta@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      56k noises

    • AgnosticMammal@pawb.social
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      Same here too, so I just cut to the chase as soon as I answer.

      “I’m doing fine, how can I help?”

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    A great one alongside https://dontasktoask.com/

  • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
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    People actually do this!?

    • StenSaksTapir@feddit.dk
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      Yeah, I thinks it’s partly a cultural thing. I’ve seen more indian colleagues do this than anyone else.

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        It’s definitely more common with my Indian colleagues.

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          Answers “yes” and does not elaborate further

    • magic_lobster_party@kbin.social
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      I’ve dealt with a few of those at work. Super annoying and just wastes everybody’s time.

    • NochMehrG@feddit.de
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      Oh, they do…

    • DannyMac@lemmy.world
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      Hey, are you there?

      • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Hello

        • elvith@feddit.de
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          You there?

      • AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world
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        That instantly triggers a delay till after the top of the hour for me.

    • DharkStare@lemmy.world
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      My boss does this all the time. It’s incredibly annoying.

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    • eee@lemm.ee
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      Yes, this is exactly how it should be done. You’re leaving room for polite convo but also not needlessly adding a few extra steps in the chat

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    “Hi, can I ask a question?”

    No, don’t ask to ask a question.

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      Somebody message me something along those lines a few weeks ago.

      Them: Them can I as a question?

      Me: If you must

      Anyway, they complained to HR and they had a word with me. Stupid people. If you’re going to be an international company and put your IT department in the UK, prepare for snark.

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    I prefer no meta.

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    Well, I usually take my time to reply. It’s not my fault, when people then need to wait until they cut to the chase. That doesn’t bother me. It’s their problem.

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      I have done this before.

      “Hi chunkystyles, good afternoon.”

      Sometimes I’ll wait for a few minutes to see if they follow up and then respond. Sometimes I just don’t respond until they cut to the chase if it’s not someone I talk to regularly.

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        Minutes? It happens that I don’t respond for hours or sometimes even days. (Depending on how close we are.) :D

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    There’s also https://onlyhello.net/

    And https://yeshello.org/

    And I think I recalled “hello considered harmful” and meta stuff like “considered harmful considered harmful”. Or were those on intranet?

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    Hello…

    This is a hello message.

    Feel Helloed

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    • HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club
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      I would tell her, but in a nice way.

      I feel like a lot of people map chat to talking on the phone when it isn’t. I’ve had to tell several staff to just get on with it and not wait for a response before getting into the reason why we are talking. Often times, they think they are being polite even though they are being rude

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      I have one colleague who does it and they work in HR. No one else does that shit.

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    Life is easier if you don’t get worked up about this sort of thing.

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    Last week:

    “Hi Neocamel, it’s Tom from work.”

    ~no follow-up message~

    Me, 15 minutes later: “Hi!”

    The end.

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    When people at work have this as their status I just randomly say hello to them. When they get mad I tell them I just I wanted to say hi.

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