Telex@sopuli.xyz to Shit Americans Say@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoOn bookssopuli.xyzimagemessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up1674arrow-down112
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minus-squareSkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down3·8 months agoBet that guy calls himself a Christian, so a member of a literal cult.
minus-squareLumisal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·8 months agoCan’t be, he’s probably allergic to the bible, since it’s a book. If he open it he combusts into flames reborn a big dicked gay guy who’s emissions are like that of a donkey (someone will probably get that reference)
minus-squareJerb322@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-28 months agoMost of them don’t read it… :spelling
minus-squareI Cast FistlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agoBut they’ll proudly shout that it’s the “MOST FAMOUS AND MOST IMPORTANT AND MOST READ BOOK IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY!!!”
minus-squareCethin@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoHe probably thinks it isn’t gay if the guy is named Jesus though.
Bet that guy calls himself a Christian, so a member of a literal cult.
Can’t be, he’s probably allergic to the bible, since it’s a book. If he open it he combusts into flames reborn a big dicked gay guy who’s emissions are like that of a donkey (someone will probably get that reference)
Most of them don’t read it…
:spelling
But they’ll proudly shout that it’s the “MOST FAMOUS AND MOST IMPORTANT AND MOST READ BOOK IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY!!!”
He probably thinks it isn’t gay if the guy is named Jesus though.