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Xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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It is so good at stealth even their air force cannot find it

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It is so good at stealth even their air force cannot find it

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      I appreciate that shipping is affordable.

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        It can ship itself! Same day-delivery!

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      condition: used

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        Lightly used, not in any wars

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      SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

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      Waaait a minute…

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        I love your avatar!!!

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          Haha thanks! I was making a meme for [email protected] and found it, and it was too perfect not to use!

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    US Govt: I want a plane that no one can find
    Lockheed Martin delivers
    US Govt: Wait, I didn’t mean me!

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      After they made the plane they probably had to put a flag on it to keep track of it cuz they kept losing it

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    A few more billion over budget and maybe this thing will be fit for service

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      Billion? All you need is an apple tag!

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        Yes but once that airtag gets approved by the government it will be a decade from now and cost 180 million dollars per tag

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          That’s just because the navy will need a new program to outfit all fish in the ocean with nuclear powered iPhones so the AirTag works

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