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strangematter@feddit.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man

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No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man

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