You may choose ONE thing in this picture to yell at me about, including but not limited to:
- tea in an espresso cup
- wireless charger is not a coaster
- cable mess
Your leather wallet desperately needs a cleaning and conditioning, I can see the small beginnings of leather suedeing/thread fraying.
You need to dust.
Love your cup though, those double walled cups are the best.
squints at equipment
Government issued? I recognize that budget dell gear anywhere.
Yyyyep.
Your cables give me anxiety, but only because mine are worse and I have yet to fix it.
American power strip on the table. Drop it to the floor, there goes with it your spaghetti cables.
But then I’d have floor spaghetti. My feet go down there.
Buddeh, the sketti gotsa go. Toss 2 raw eggs down there, grate a mountain of Parmigianino Reggiano, make a clumpy mix of eggs and cheese, heat by furiously thrashing your feet around, add black pepper to taste- bam, Spaghetti alla Carbonara. You’ll thank me later.
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Ah. Forgot the guanciale. Thanks for reminding me.
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Welp. It’s settled. Spaghetti alla Carbonara with guanciale tonight. But bro’s sketti gotsa go.
Uncle Gordon said put peas in it.
. . . are you just skipping WWIII and going to WWIV? Also don’t trust anything non-British to Jamie Oliver, mkthanks.
Peas in carbonara…Blasphemous as milk/cream in Fettuccini Alfredo.
That’s just a two monitors power cord.
the weird cable that splits in two




