Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading “Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF”.
- It’s textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people’s faces and was blindsided when his face got eaten.
- The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
- Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
- Die mad.
die mad
Fuck I love this site so much more than the “you’ve been permanently banned for inciting violence, and we deleted your comment so you can’t know what you said, and furthermore we will not be reviewing any appeal cause we dgaf about users.” site
All that we are deleting the comment thing really annoys me. They even link your post in the “you have been banned” notice. And it leads to exactly nothing because at the same moment they delete your post. What’s the point of linking said post if it’s not available any longer. Im advocating violence fairly often, how the hell am I supposed to remember what I got banned for?
AI moderating is completely stupid
lol
As a potential role model, not only do I condone it, I advocate it.
Ahh Reddit. I do not miss that garbage fire.
lemmy.world?
Fair, I should’ve said community.
Blindsided
Agh, I looked at it and thought it looked wrong but got too arrogant to look it up. Appreciated.
The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
It’s still kind of grimly funny if you think about those Ukranians’ opponent being some dumbass who didn’t even get taught how to soldier in a language he understood before he was scraped from the bottom of the barrel and turned into their cannon fodder.
Can we get updates as the months roll on?
If you belive LGBTQ media is all it will take to turn you gay then you are already gay.
For real! I had my moment of doubt in college, since I wasnt afraid of being gay I gave it a shot. I still don’t really consider myself super straight, but I know I’m not into my own bits and pieces.
, but I know I’m not into my own bits and pieces.
Who has touched your bits and pieces more than anyone else? That’s right, YOU!!
Every single day, multiple times a day, you are there touching them…Cleaning them. Smushing them hither and thither, so it’s about time you faced up to the fact that you need to move to Russia to prove you haven’t caught “The Gay” from all that touching!!!( /s, just in case )
I know I like cock because I like my own cock. Yep, it really is that simple.
If I liked my cock I wouldn’t beat it up so much
That little fucker has made me make so many poor decisions in life.
Its the goo that I have no interest in experiencing. The rest doesnt bother me.
All that just because he was afraid that he was gonna like sucking cock
He might end up having to do so anyway. Dedovshchina (ritual hazing of Russian army recruits) will happen to him and sexual abuse isn’t uncommon.
… Is the whole country just gay and hiding behind homophobia? Do they just need to learn to accept themselves and each other?
Heard a quote that sums it up pretty well.
“Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.”-dunno who to attribute this too.
I don’t completely agree with that, but I think it sums up some people in the Russian military pretty well.
Well then I hope he has a nice time
He will probably kill himself. If he has sons they probably are not far behind.
Russia seems to have a lot of that going on early in the war
I (Texan) said hi in the parking lot to a coworker I hadn’t met before. He proceeded to tell me about how he lived on each of the coasts until those areas one-by-one “went to shit.” Then, he explained to me that he had to get away from all the filth that moved in to those areas and that’s why he chose to move to Texas. “God, guns, and freedom as far as the eye can see.” I truly regretted engaging that man with a simple greeting.
A bad interaction like this shouldn’t ruin my day, but I work in public education, which means this guy is integral in supporting our community and raising our children. What has ruined every day for me since that interaction was learning that he works in HR. I’m so fucking dreading this upcoming school year.
Another Texan here that was in education but I got out because of people like the one you described (and a general feeling of burn out).
Sorry to hear that about the interaction and the fact that the guy is integral/HR. I’m sort of amazed that he didn’t change or grow as a person after having traveled and moved around like that, but I guess that goes to show you can’t really teach someone who doesn’t want to learn. Having grown up in Texas I can understand that way of conservative thinking, but luckily thanks to having been exposed to different ways of thinking and cultures, I can never empathize with that kind of thinking. I’m tired at this point and if a republican coworker of mine really wants to fight me over how great their cult is, I’m just gonna turn the cheek and walk away, like I don’t think it’s worth the effort anymore to even engage with them over politics.
I met tons of cool people whenever I visited my friends in Texas … but that’s because my friends were lesbian college professors. I never deluded myself into thinking they were typical of people in that state.
Sounds like a great crowd. I could use more friends like that!
Met someone at a dive bar recently that was a raging piece of shit MAGAt and went on and on about hating DEI and how white people deserve equality too…
…fucking turns out they also work in HR at a company. Sadly I wasn’t able to figure out what company (was hoping to report them). But dear god. Worst HR person ever.
If we’re lucky, maybe that person will move to Russia too.
of course people like him is in HR.
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He gets to die fighting for what he believes in–Oligarchs that don’t give two shits about LGBTQ or him and his family because they’re all poors.
My entire family just laughed our asses off at this. For real, we’re all hanging out in the living room.
I moved my family away from MAGAt hell last year due fear for their lives.
I hope a Ukraninan drone drops a grenade on top of him and he dies screaming while he tries to hold his guts in.
I love lemmy. This comment would have got you banned on Reddit
What could be more sublime than the freedom to unburden oneself of a deep inner truth? Fuck the police, death to the IDF, Luigi did nothing wrong, and please rate my drawing of Muhammad: {ಠ,_｣ಠ}
Holy fuck yes! Also to add to this, https://youtu.be/eg3_kUaYFJA
He wont even make it that far. Being a Russian conscript is hell even more so when you don’t know Russian. He will be a victim of hazing and bulling the entire time with no one to help him and will ironically be raped. He will be blowing his brains out before we get to see him smeared across a field.
or he meets his demise for trying to flee the battlefield, since russia places barrier troops to prevent people from fleeing.
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May your corpse feed a few sunflowers on the land you’re invading. Nazi piece of shit.
I love this comment.
I hope more magas follow this success story
it sounds like this guy has a pattern of behavior being easily-duped.
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I agree that the east of Ukraine has many fascists in it. They usually go around with the letter Z on their person. Have you seen them?
May his life be short
Wish fuckin granted.
https://themalteseherald.com/2025/07/23/derek-huffman-confirmed-killed-with-drone/
Nothing of value was lost when he moved away. Nothing of value will be lost when his corpse is left rotting in a field.
His wife, Deanna Huffman, received a bag of potatoes at her home outside Moscow soon after her husband was killed in action.
Apparently his value was a (small) bag of potatoes.
When Tim Cook came out as gay, Russia took down a statue honoring Steve Jobs. That’s a completely different person. How intolerant can you get?
This refugee from “woke” can suck it. Poor widdle baby gonna get shot, boo hoo.
record scratch “yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this mess”
“You see, I’m a complete fucking idiot and huge bigot, and while the latter basically requires the former it’s so much of who I am that I feel it best to mention. Anyway, I hear some buzzing in the sky, gunna go check that out.”
Good to him, codename Texas is now vacant: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Bentley
Tortured to death by Russians usually means lots of butt stuff. I feel no empathy for people who are on the side of evil, when the evil does what evil does to them.
for getting sent to front lines, butt stuff, and facing barrier troops if they try to run.
wow.
Bentley became a Russian citizen via Naturalization in 2020. In April 2024 he was killed by Russian soldiers in Russian-occupied Ukrainian city Donetsk
Right, what a loser
He had a surprisingly long streak of not dying tho. I could’ve lost a lot of bets on his ass. Seems like he played safe with his special unicorn status but eventually got sacked when he walked out of his playground and couldn’t explain in a C2 level russian to an angry hillbilly Vanya that, no, he is not a CIA plant and, yes, he is there to record shorts and eat premium MREs instead of storming the trenches like many Vanya’s peers did, once, before eventual retirement two feet under.
Could just have been that he annoyed them. The wiki article doesn’t read like he’s a cool guy. Propably opened his mouth one to many times and got what he should have gotten decades earlier. And to get away with it they just said they thought he was a spy.
His grave mistake was being Bentley. Could’ve chosen Lada or Volga as his surname, but he liked to show off,
I hope he takes several bullets in the teeth.
He will swallow his gun the moment they hand one over to him. A Russian conscript and a foreigner from the softest country in history? This dude is probably dead already.
I’m hoping the Ukrainians drop a grenade on him from a drone.
I hope it’s one of those videos where they chase him around a bit, those are hilarious with some Benny Hill music.
