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Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I know Lemmy is about to take off because the porn is quickly moving from drawn henti and furry images to gonewild onlyfan contributors. I call it the QOTP Index (Quality Of The Porn). Reddit is done.

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I know Lemmy is about to take off because the porn is quickly moving from drawn henti and furry images to gonewild onlyfan contributors. I call it the QOTP Index (Quality Of The Porn). Reddit is done.

Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.

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      So it’s beans now? I’ve seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I’m down.

      “Dude I’ve been here since the beans” coming in a few years

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        I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.

        #knowyourmeme

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          It’s actually still flying around the All feed right now lol this was far

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          I went to go upvote it (it’s still there in “all”) just because you mentioned it.

          A lemming in the truest sense of the word.

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            Mee Too thanks, I should dye my hair flourescent green.

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          Removed by mod

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          Which someone called out as guerilla marketing - cause apparently you Yanks have baked beans as a traditional 4th July food???

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            I think baked beans are more of a BBQ item and July 4th is also a big BBQ day. Baked beans and bbq go way back :)

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          … I mean… I did 🤷

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          I couldn’t help myself🤷‍♂️

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          I was there.

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        “Psh, that’s nothing! I’ve been here since the 3-day no poop challenge!”

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          Luckily it preceded the beans

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          The difference on being here one week before of after the APIcalypse.

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            Not gonna lie I’m feeling like a veteran with my June 1st sign-up date.

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              And what a lot of people fail to realise is that Lemmy had been going for much longer than that. The point at which it really took off was when The Rock did some wrestling with another wrestler in a wrestling ring. In 1990.

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                I was expecting shittymorph.

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                  It was a shitty shittymorph.

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                You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

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                You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

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                You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

              • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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                Did you mean to say when Steve Austin threw the Undertaker from the top of the ring in a cage match?

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              let me enjoy my july 1st sign up

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              I created a new account today to help the lemmy.world instance load. So now I look newer than I really am but that’s fine since who gives a shit.

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              I thought I was cool with my June 15th 😔

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          “Which is now on day 225”

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          Same now we need the only fans, no poop challenge, holding a can of beans then we will have it all.

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        So I tied a can of Heinz to my belt, as was the style at the time…

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        Oh yeah?! Well I’ve been here since the poop. Betcha can’t top that!

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        Title had better be something about Flicking the Bean’

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        Or “dude I’ve been here since the 3-day no-poop challenge”!

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        Bean gang

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        I’ve been here since the beans.

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        I gotchu https://sh.itjust.works/post/715364

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            Went from poop memes to beans 😂

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              Gotta recover that fiber.

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          This feels like early days of the internet and I’m all for it.

          Also I had already upvoted that and just forgot about it lol

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      Hm, I don’t know, I’ve seen a lot of them post pictures of themselves not pooping and no one is upvoting the meme.

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      I’m struggling not to do it. But I’m old and wrinkly.

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        Do it, coward

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      I keep referencing a joke one of my friends made years ago. He was joking with a guy saying they should gangbang his girlfriend in a bathtub full of baked beans. Understandably, the guy didn’t get the humor in it and things got pretty heated. It’s been ~20 years and I still bring it up whenever I can.

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