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Gollum@feddit.de to memes@lemmy.world ·
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What’s wrong with you UK?

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What’s wrong with you UK?

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Gollum@feddit.de to memes@lemmy.world ·
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    i used to do this with friends anyway

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      Austin Powers likes to live dangerously

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      @911, yes this dude here!

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        I believe it’s 999 over there. Or did they update it to 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

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          Use email, it’s easier

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            Dear Sir/Madam.

            Fire! Fire! Help me!

            123 Carenden Road.

            Looking forward to hearing from you.

            All the Best.

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              I’ll just put this over here with the rest of the fire…

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              That will just get a barrage of bullets fired your way.

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            They also have an online chat which they try to direct you to for ‘non-emergency’ stuff.

            Couple of years back, I went to vote in local council election and one candidate had stationed goons outside the voting centre trying to pressure people to change their votes. 50 fucking minutes I sat waiting to talk to someone, who then told me they didn’t know what offence had been committed (the offence is ‘undue influence’, no-one has ever been convicted because it’s usually sufficient for police to attend and move them on).

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        Snitches get stitches. According to GB customs, prepare to be knifed.

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          Oh why bother with giving them cuts to sew back together just break out the embroidery kit were giving em the most unpleasant tattoos made of string

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            Oi mate, call grandma ! We’re gonna frankenstein this fella.

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              ITS ALIVE IT DIDN’T KILL ITSELF

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