• Komodo Rodeo@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    spinning news paper hits front step of home in Utah

    “Local family bankrupted by patron’s addiction to wanking and eating shit. ‘I hate Communism and love owning woke Liberals. Do you want to buy my red hat or limited edition Trump Truck Nuts? Seriously, I need the money. This is all Biden’s fault, I wish that my wife couldn’t vote’, said farmer W. Ankerman while surveying his family’s 5th generation farm at creditor liquidation auction.”