Two North Texas men are facing charges after allegedly plotting to invade an island off Haiti, kill all the men and turn the women and children into their sex slaves, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office.
I feel like we just did a Behind the Bastards episode about this shit.
Excuse me?
Bro.
Two?!
Apparently they were gonna try to recruit an army of homeless people in D.C.
Seems optimistic
Population - 87,077 (2015) - Wikipedia
Even a tenth of that, and half of those being male and half of those adults. You need a lot of men and firepower to murder 2k people, people with all the motivation in the world to prevent you from doing so
I had “Army of DC Homeless invade Dominican Republic” on my 2025 Bingo card. Swing and a miss.
so many levels of WTF
Why DC homeless? Texas has tons of homeless people?
I think these dudes might be stupid and have a tenuous grasp on reality, just a theory
They’ve been told that the godless strongholds of the evil democrats have a much higher homeless rate than their glorious republican home state.
