Albin Jose@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoMe: I can code. My Friend: Oh You must be really smart! Me: Yes… but no.suppo.fiimagemessage-square82fedilinkarrow-up11.26Karrow-down125
arrow-up11.24Karrow-down1imageMe: I can code. My Friend: Oh You must be really smart! Me: Yes… but no.suppo.fiAlbin Jose@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square82fedilink
minus-squareBaldProphet@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down2·1 year agoEvery time I mention that I have a very modest ability to write code, people instantly think I’m a genius and can make a computer do anything.
minus-squareSokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoCan you get this virus off my computer?
minus-squareKidplayer_666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 year agoLook, I’ve just had this incredible idea for an app. It’s like Netflix but better, you can probably code it in a month and make us billionaires
minus-squarexX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoI’ve literally had a guy with the same pitch, but it was LinkedIn that allows embedded videos. Haven’t heard from him in a while. I think he may still be in rehab.
minus-squareApexHunter@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoMy guy wanted to use drones to cut hedges.
Every time I mention that I have a very modest ability to write code, people instantly think I’m a genius and can make a computer do anything.
Can you get this virus off my computer?
Look, I’ve just had this incredible idea for an app. It’s like Netflix but better, you can probably code it in a month and make us billionaires
I’ve literally had a guy with the same pitch, but it was LinkedIn that allows embedded videos.
Haven’t heard from him in a while. I think he may still be in rehab.
My guy wanted to use drones to cut hedges.
Butyou’reprogrammer