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AccidentalLemming@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前

The customer is always right

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The customer is always right

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AccidentalLemming@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前
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  • TheThinker@lemm.ee
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    (site) would like to access your camera

    • notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz
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      Could be cool.

      • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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        And a privacy nightmare.

        • Cold Hotman@nrsk.no
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          aa

        • notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz
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          Also.

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        It is cool, it’s a standard feature when shopping for cosmetics these days

  • geekworking@lemmy.world
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    Reminds me of an old Oatmeal Comic of how web designs go to hell

  • UnexploredEnigma@lemmy.ml
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    If you could code an actual mirror into my computer screen, thatd be cool. Mmkay

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    I did web design in the 90’s and remember one customer reviewing the site that I’d designed her. She said she liked it, but asked if I could add something like that neat little paper clip she has when she opens up Word, so it can help people navigate her site.

    Note: Javascript was in its early days around this time so the idea of a dynamic/interactive site like this was not on the cards.

    • TopRamenBinLaden@lemmy.world
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      Makes sense. Nowadays there is literally a clippy npm package for react. Javascript has come a long ways. We have it easy compared to the old timers.

      • melonpunk@lemmy.world
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        I both do and do not want to check that out.

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    Hey, my meme I reposted got reposted to this instance’s programmer humor. Cool!

    I stole it from someone else, so no worries OP. I honestly just like how Lemmy can enable these “reposts”. I think it’s fun that someone else that a dumb meme I thought was funny was actually funny enough to post it again.

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      deleted by creator

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    Sure, customer! To keep costs down, go ahead and take a picture of a mirror yourself and send it to me.

  • electronicoldman@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    !faketexts

    • pizzaiolo@lemmy.world
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      Honestly, I wouldn’t put it past customers to ask something like this

      • SinJab0n@mujico.org
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        Yeah, its actually something a real customer could say.

        I think all of us here have seen hell in one way or another.

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