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can@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex

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Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex

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can@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans all eye contact during sex. “Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox, […]
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    Fellas, is it gay to stare into Christ’s eyes during sex?

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      I usually get kicked out of the church way before I’m able to ponder that question…

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