I’ll get 2% cashback.
3% if I can use my phone to tap. I don’t even need my wallet to fuck myself.
I’m going to spend an extra 10,000 to make 200. Look I saved money!
“fuck it”
This one is pretty much my go-to lol
It can’t be that bad if future me doesn’t come back in time to stop me
I can change her
Time to toilet train that kid
That’s a problem for future me, and that guys a dick
“That’s a problem for future me” “ah she’ll be right” “fuck it what’s the worst that could happen”
she’ll be right… @lemmy.nz
Checks out.
Also an Aussie thing. We likely nicked it from them like Esky.
Esky? In NZ it’s a chilly bin.
Car hole
Used in Canada, not a saying from any particular dialect likely actually.
Commonwealth maybe?
Edit: wiki references seem to indicate it’s predominantly ANZ
Leroy Jenkins
It’s a calculated risk.
…but boy, am I bad at math.
“I’ll sleep when I’m dead”
if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.
It’s always better to regret something you have done than something you haven’t.
By the way, if you see your mother this weekend, tell her “Satan! Satan! Satan!”
Such a great album opener. I love when people are hearing it for the first time and turn up the volume to hear the intro better and then, well, you know…
I’ll pull out.
How many “bad decisions”?
4
Yolo
FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE!
FUCKIN’ THING SUCKS!
“I can just restore the backup”
You have backups? Novel concept.
We set up Windows Task Scheduler to launch a powershell script without monitoring or error handling that copies stuff to D:, attached a USB hard drive and told the secretary to swap it regularly, 6 years ago…
so, Yes.
Lmao
Still better than 90% of folks.
Nobody has backups until they successfully restore one.
I love veeam surebackup, automated restore testing is great.
Never, ever trust the backup.
