She gave me a hug.

  • gnutrino
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    1 year ago

    Could be worse, she could have hugged your kid.

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      1 year ago

      Or worse yet: the mailman, the pool cleaner guy, the plumber that fixed that sink leak last year, the butcher, her car mechanic, each member of the landscaping team, her tennis coach, the tennis coach’s crazy hot wife, and then starts making phone calls to the local penitentiary asking about availability of visiting hours.